"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"These THIEVES stole my treasure AND my tools. If I ever see 'em again, I'm gonna knock the pearly yellows right outta their mouths!" - Mariah
The road goes on forever and the party never ends with this adorable 2.5" acrylic keychain of Amber and Marina, the number one power couple in the American Southwest!