"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"Look at this slacker. Smiling. All giddy. Not a care in the whole stinkin' world. And he has the audacity to say I need to take a closer look at myself. I've at least got priorities. Where the hell are your priorities, ya useless lug?! That's what I thought. You've got none. All you've got is broad shoulders and biceps. They ain't that nice. Slacker. Wait, what I pissed at again? OH YEAH--" - Mariah
Joe is Mariah's laid-back wrangler and put upon childhood friend, but all he wants to do is vibe. Give him the opportunity by bringing home this sick 2'' acrylic keychain.
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