"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"Get this junk outta my face. I already gotta deal with looking at my mug every morning." - Mariah
Mariah Pastorius, treasure hunter extraordinaire and terror of the American Southwest now has her own adorable 2'' acrylic keychain. Take this grumpy hungover gremlin with you. Please. We insist.
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