"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"It's been a hot minute since I've seen this thief. One nugget ain't gonna cut it, toots. I deserve that ENTIRE treasure! Also, your opinion on ska is garbage. And so are you." - Mariah
She seems prickly at first, but Amber is actually really cynical, too. Inspired by her appearance in Highway Blossoms: Next Exit, take this adorable 2'' acrylic Amber keychain with you on your next road trip!
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