"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"See that license plate? I got her that license plate. It was a birthday gift. From ME. Am I a great sister or what -- DON'T YOU DARE SAY 'OR WHAT,'' JOE!" - Mariah
There's a lot more to Tess than what meets the eye. Inspired by her appearance in Highway Blossoms: Next Exit, give this deadpan child the stable living situation she has always needed by taking this adorable 2" acrylic keychain with you wherever you go!
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