"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"What a bunch of weirdos and freaks. I thought this was a National Park, not a circus! Maybe next time they should stock up on big clown shoes instead of big hats. Heh. That was pretty good." - Mariah
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