
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"ANOTHER RANGER? God, don't they have better things to do with their time. Like walking off one of those mountain cliffs they love so much. Would make my job a heckuva lot easier." - Mariah
Someone give Jessie a cup of coffee. She's been working eighteen hour days and hasn't slept in weeks. But at least you can rest comfortably by taking home this adorable 2" acrylic keychain of Jessie, the best supervisor this side of Yosemite National Park!
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