"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"YO! THIS CHICK HAS A VOLCANO ON HER HEAD!" - Mariah
Howdy-O, campers! Take the good vibes and confusing lingo of Yellowstone with you throughout the day with this adorable 2" acrylic keychain!
Designed by Umujacha