"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"She's READING? HA! What a nerd. The only reading worth doing in life is the reading that sets you on the course for treasure, that's my motto... SHUT UP JOE, OF COURSE I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP JUST NOW!" - Mariah
Yosemite is as beautiful as she is snarky. Take her confidence with you wherever you go with this adorable 2" acrylic keychain.